Pedalpalooza: Stars & Stripes

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Saturday, July 4, 2020
Various Locations Hosford-Abernethy (Portland)
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THIS ONE'S FOR AMERICA! PUT SOME SPARKLERS ON YOUR BIKE! DRAPE IT IN THE FLAG! RACE A WATERMELON DOWN A HILL! ENJOY A SOCIALLY DISTANCED COOKOUT WHILE WEARING A STOVEPIPE HAT AND RECITING PRESIDENTIAL TRIVIA! RIDE AROUND LOOKING FOR THICK-SKULLED TENTACLED ALIENS BEHAVING MALEVOLENTLY AND PUNCH THEM IN THEIR HEADS AS A WAY TO SAY "WELCOME TO EARTH." HOWEVER YOU CELEBRATE AMERICA'S INDEPENDENCE, ADD A BIKE TO THAT CELEBRATION! BEN FRANKLIN WOULD APPROVE.

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Various Locations

Portland, OR

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