If you like the Oscars, we get it. Sometimes you get to see outfits that become cultural touchstones. Sometimes the right people win in the end. But also, the Oscars kind of suck. The Hollywood institution's history of racism and sexism is well-documented, and the whole affair is just another excuse for rich people to celebrate their (largely unearned) wealth and status and clutch their pearls when someone gets slapped. If the tacky shebang drains the life out of you, head to The Red Fox for Church of Film's free screening of I Like Bats on Oscar night. The '86 goth comedy, which follows a young vampire who lusts after a psychiatrist, might be the perfect antidote to your malaise.