The following description comes from the event organizer.

Saved by savings 24hrs, Ninjas have been legacy sticking music into the veins of the virtual man since 2006 like an affordable 3-piece suit worn throughout Portland's punk rock-based torso, arms, and truncated extremities. When fully flummoxed (or threatened by another band), Ninjas become a flame hardened thunder lion with little lightning bolts shooting out of its eyes because of raw energy, rode into battle by unsaddled Portland born-n-raised harlot Matt Danger (vox and guitars), accompanied by the insatiable wizard-finger majesty of bass-master general Dylan Samore on deck with the 4 string low end, with angelic backup vocals akin to one of Zeus' kids...say, Hermes... and yea behold but not least, let us remit the titillating heartthrob of magnanimous percussive force of a one Sir Brian Ward (Secnd Best) who puts his bearded martial accuracy to the test through unbounded displays of speed and sonic combat on and off the kilt and the kit.