Money is fleeting, but Macca is forever. Sir Paul McCartney is coming to Portland on his current One on One Tour, and while there aren't enough pennies on "Penny Lane" (get it? He wrote that!) to pay for a ticket, let's prove the man who sang "You Never Give Me Your Money" wrong by giving him all of ours. What else are you going to tell your stupid grandkids? NED LANNAMANN Also, read our story on Paul McCartney.