Death Wish
Is... is Bruce Willis supposed to be smirking his way through this? I know that’s sorta his default setting in anything that isn’t a Wes Anderson movie now, but it’s a Death Wish remake, yunno? It’s not fuckin’ Hudson Hawk II. Or hell, maybe it is! It’s not like the studio screened it so we could confirm otherwise. Anyway, good luck at your white guy revenge fantasy revival!