The cherished Christmas tradition, remembered fondly as a black-and-white barrel of warm fuzzies, about a suicidal child-abuse victim whose fuckup uncle nearly sinks his savings and loan, but realizes abandoning his wife and children for all eternity to roast in Hell is a bad idea thanks to a helpful guardian angel who shows him how much shittier his tycoon-ruled small town would be if he wasn't in it. MERRY CHRISTMAS, BEDFORD FALLS! by Bobby Roberts