If you have any children under the age of 5—hell, any children under the age of 10, really—you have probably heard “Baby Shark” (doo doo doo doo doo doo). It’s a campfire song that has taken off due to that viral K-Pop version produced by South Korean children's educational entertainment company Pinkfong in 2015; it sounds like kiddie techno and has children in shark suits popping up to sing and dance along. (According to Wiki, all videos related to Pinkfong's song have garnered around 5 billion views as of January 2019, making it the most-viewed educational video phenomenon of all time.) I have a 2.5-year-old and she loves—LOVES—“Baby Shark.” It’s one of the first songs she learned along with “Wheels on the Bus,” and so I’ll be taking her along to Baby Shark Live, a “state-of-the-art enchanting children’s spectacular” actually produced by Pinkfong that will include some other kiddie jams along with the titular song. by Leilani Polk