The Miss Bacon Strip Unpageant has been one of Seattle’s best drag events for years, but last year’s pageant scored top marks. Not only did one of the queens, Miss Texas 1988, eat a tub of I Can't Believe It’s Not Butter!® while performing a baton twirl for her talent portion, but she won the crown! The crowd was shocked and thrilled. But then, in a sincere accidental twist, it was revealed there was a scoring error and Miss Texas 1988 did not win. She was uncrowned of her unpageant title. Everyone was a good sport. It was high camp, and this year’s competition will hopefully be similar. by Chase Burns