Show Hog is probably the most unhinged thing you can do on a Sunday (outside of, you know, going to church). The monthly show hosted by Seattle party girl Michete at Timbre Room is both a dance party and drag competition, pitting local queens against one another for the title of Prize-Winning Hog. For the uninitiated, it goes a little something like this: First, Michete comes onstage to perform a song and introduce the four competing hogs. After a dance break, the hogs come back, and each do their own lip-synch to impress the anonymous judges spread throughout the crowd. After another dance break, all four hogs come back, and Michete announces the top two queens who will showdown in a Hog Off for the title of Prize-Winning Hog, lip-synching for their lives as that one TV drag queen would say. And this month's competitors are divine—Seattle showgirls Rowan Ruthless, Lük Lupe, Miss Texas 1988, and Rubí Venus are all lined up to roll around in the muck in front of the crowd while guest DJ Novel Natura spins tracks from behind the decks. It'll be a honking good time!