You’ve got a nice wide range of apparel-themed parties to attend this weekend, starting with an ugly-sweater party at CC’s on Friday. Wear your ugliest holiday apparel to mix and mingle, and after an hour or two, soak the wool with sweat so pungent that pigs will be lining up to bury their snouts in your pits. Or, if you’re looking for something a little more ventilated, the Lumber Yard in White Center (yes, they’ve re-opened!) is throwing a union-suit party the same night. Button up your old-timey underwear and leave the drop-seat accessible. The stripping-down of Christmas continues Saturday night back on Capitol Hill, when CC’s throws its annual Funderwear party. No cover means the doors are wide open to any fan of sexy underthings, and there may be a Santa or two on-hand to perform package inspections. The weather’s getting cold, but fortunately, there’s plenty of time to share body heat with a friend.