The following description comes from the event organizer.

Uh Oh.   Mom found the stash of porn you hid under your bed. 
 
Oops.  The entire fourth grade found out you've been sending love letters to a same sex classmate. 

​Um?  A priest is trying to convince you that TRUE LOVE WAITS. 

Animals Don't Have Porn is a live storytelling show by Norina Beck featuring true coming of age stories with accordion accompaniment.  It'll be painful.  It'll be funny.  It'll be live streamed everywhere and performed outdoors and socially distanced in Portland, Oregon.