Love her or hate her (and there are, like, a lot of reasons to hate her), Stassi Schroeder Clark certainly possesses a magnetism that's somehow skyrocketed her from rolling silverware at SUR to touring the country with her bearded beau, Beau. Let's be honest: The only real reason to attend Straight Up With Stassi: The Mommy Dearest Tour is to hear her dish about Scandoval...unless you're truly intrigued by Stassi's "I luv being basic" schtick, in which case, you do you. Either way, she'll sing the praises of Aperol spritzes, gasp at recent pop culture headlines, chat mom life, and "give REAL advice about your relationship/friendship drama" (gulp) for this performance. by Lindsay Costello