The first time I saw a poster for the Sexy Jesus Competition on a telephone pole, I laughed out loud. The irreverence, the camaraderie, the infusion of drag, it's quintessential Seattle to me. Back for the third year and celebrating a Queer/Bar debut, participants are invited to dress up in their holiest for a chance to be crowned "Sexiest Jesus" (and take home heavenly blessings, like DIDO tickets). Join the congregation if you're not up for participating—every Jesus needs a Mary Magdalene. by Shannon Lubetich